Smoking Quotes, Tobacco Sayings

Smoking Quotes, Tobacco Sayings

08-06-2010

1) Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. Sigmund Freud

2) I used to smoke two packs a day and I just hate being a nonsmoker…, but I will never consider myself a nonsmoker because I always find smokers the most interesting people at the table. Michelle Pfeiffer

3) There are some circles in America where it seems to be more socially acceptable to carry a hand-gun than a packet of cigarettes.Katharine Whitehorn

4) Divine Tobacco  Edmund Spenser The Faerie Queene, (bk. III, canto V, st. 32)

5) A good cigar is like a beautiful chick with a great body who also knows the American League box scores. Max Klinger,<<Bug-Out>> episode of M*A*S*H, 1976

6) A cigarette is the perfect type of a perfect pleasure. It is exquisite, and it leaves one unsatisfied. What more can one want? Oscar Wilde The Picture of Dorian Gray

7) The man who smokes, thinks like a sage and acts like a Samaritan!
Edward George Earle Lytton Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Baron Lytton,
Night and Morning (bk. I, ch. VI)

8) Good food, good sex, good digestion, good sleep: to these basic animal pleasures, man has added nothing but the good cigarette.
–Mignon McLaughlin
The Second Neurotic’s Notebook


9) My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.
–Winston Churchill

10) If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.  Douglas Adams

11) Smoke your pipe and be silent; there’s only wind and smoke in the world.  Irish Proverb

12) A nonsmoker is forced to find food, but for a smoker breakfast can be a cigarette and a cup of bad coffee.  Brock Fiant

13) The believing we do something when we do nothing is the first illusion of tobacco. Ralph Waldo Emerson

14) Coffee and tobacco are complete repose. Turkish Proverb

15) Yes, social friend, I love thee well,
In learned doctor’s spite;
Thy clouds all other clouds dispel
And lap me in delight.
- Charles Sprague,<<To My Cigar>>

16) I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.–George Burns